so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video
cashier: is pepsi ok?
me: is monopoly money ok?
cashier: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
The window washers at a children’s hospital in London dress up as super heroes to lift the children’s spirits.
Amon is going to take away M. Night Shyamalan’s filmbending away! plz
Amon His Way
((DEAR GOD NO NOT ANOTHER ONE))
Jesus and they titled it after the last episode in book 2… they are trying to be cool but we know it will be awful.
so much win.
YESSSS. I dont understand how some shows are even running on nick.
when your computer is already super slow and you accidentally click to open another program